"This place has hella nice restrooms. 10/10. Highly recommend."
"The food here is good, as always, but be mindful of unwanted "friends" to be present."
"One of the bartenders tap dances. Get him to tap dance. You won't be disappointed."
"Try doing half chicken / half carnitas sometime. Crazy good."
"You want a tip? Don't go here. And if you do, don't order mixed drinks or anything more complicated than a burger. They will fail you. Always."