"Always tip the bartenders & waitresses well, they work hard & always try to get orders out fast."
"Ask Kyle for a Tidy Bowl!!!"
"Shopping on a Sunday is risky business! If you don't get run over by handicap cart then a kid on wheelies will totally smear sticky stuff on you! #Fail"
"Saving 3 cents by buying a gift card in main store 1st! Wow...$3.02 now, geez prices will be crazy high this summer:("
"This 4/2/2 home is only $1350 a month! It won't last long so act quickly..."
"Mention FourSquare & get $45 Swedish Massage"