"#50 House special with broken rice is enough for a meal with leftovers. The fish sauce is addictive!"
"They do eyebrow threading here in addition to waxing"
"Hub's favorite dish here: the Crab Rolls. They've been on the Specials menu all summer long."
"Ever since the trampoline place went in next door, the parking lot is a cluster. Plan ahead & take your benzos beforehand."
"From the menu: "Our steak isn't marinated in anything. We want your steak to taste like steak.""
"93-octane is ethanol-free. Good to know."