"What is this thing called "Starbucks?" New mom and pop coffee house? Give it a try and support these budding coffeeteurs!"
"Pretty good bagels, but if you enjoy salt pepper ketchup on your egg+ breakfast sandwich, double check your bagel before you leave. They consistently forget to include."
"Best to arrive at comedy shows here early. Seating very limited. Tho, probably shouldn't tell you that. It's gonna make me have to get here earlier. Know what? Forget I said anything. Plenty seating."
"As mayor of this place, you gotta send me a request if you want to stop by. Maybe ill let you in."
"Great low-key bar. Friendly bartender. pool table. Small place. Excellent music. Heard the Dead Milkmen playing on their radio! Makes the night that much better."