"There is no BATHROOM!!!!!! Stop Asking Please!"
"We have amazing specials and great food. Come on in and sample the best food in NEPA"
"Don't come here unless you have to"
"Smoothies are your best drink on the weekend"
"Come by when we have the wings. They are delicious"
"If there are no computers available go to the front desk and rent a laptop. This way you can sit anywhere you want and work on your class assignments."