"I just realized why everyone here drives like a maniac, they need the extra time to find the closest parking spot. Lord forbid they have to walk!"
"If your lucky you might feast on tea and shortbread!"
"Fruit filled cake is my favorite. The Mocha cake is great too. Chocolate cream filled horns dipped in chocolate are addictive!"
"The staff is great and the owner Malt is a great guy!"
"Plenty of parking as long as you're not too damn lazy to walk!"
"If your easily offended you're in the wrong place!"