"If zombies attack here try switching theaters or head to rt 22 and let cars run them over"
"If zombies attack here, just pray!"
"If zombies attack here just use gasoline to burn them to death (again) they will fry right up"
"If attacked by zombies here get people from karate place next door to help kick some zombie ass"
"If attacked by a zombie here, theere is plenty of space to move around. Head towards reservation and take sheltee in house up on hill"