"Careful... Some of the wildlife may bite. And the wildlife isn't what you may think it is! :)"
"Check the door... The exit looks like the entry on first glance!"
"AC is very weak in this gate area... Especially when it's full."
"This is where the trailer trash buys their jewellery. Keep that in mind."
"Count your change and watch for old, potentially counterfeit bills!"
"Try to avoid #339... Takes the long way everywhere!"