"Cheap alcohol. Good spot for snooker and billiard. Even shuffle board. Shows premier league"
"A very cozy cafe; the pizza has become very good, and the Iranian family that runs the place are very sevice minded and pleasant. Drop by!"
"Newly renovated. Very fresh"
"Tidligere Maliks, men nå med kjøttkaker på menyen. Få en 100 grams burger og halvliter øl til skarve 100-lappen."
"Bring your broken bike, chair, stereo or whatever. Get it fixed cheap at the corner of Conradis Gate and Professor Lochmanns gate"