"Disappointing sound when sitting in balcony section. View in lower rows of balcony obstructed by rails....Seat Location FAIL!"
"Carne Asada Super Burrito is da bomb!"
"If you're approached by someone named Greg who offers to show you a tattoo of his dog...please, just say "NO!""
"Try to eat here as much as me. You'll never be Mayor!"
"Buy a gift card for a friend!"