"I came here for a normal mens haircut at the recommendation of my dreaded girlfriend, and could not be happier with the cut I got from Susan!"
"Now open until 8pm on Sundays!"
"The basement is lovely this time of year. Aside from the spiders and drafts that is. >_>"
"Good place to stay if you have meetings at the SERESC."
"Down by the river, under the overpasses. Look for the Christmas ornament."