"This is not the best supermarket. The meat they sell here is so gross looking I wouldn't feed it to my dog. They have a nice sale on Greek yogurt from time to time"
"$7 for eyebrow threading. No wait. They do a great job"
"This gym is fine. Wish there was more floor space for stretching and stuff though"
"Juancho Cemita with chorizo is phenomenal! It's huge, too. So don't fill up on chips. Which are also very fresh and delicious."
"Old timey locksmith. He tried really hard but still could not make me a duplicate key :( nice dude though."