"If you are here during a blizzard - there is whiskey in the island in the kitchen."
"Amazing smoothies 100% from fresh fruit. Don't forget the tapioca!"
"TSA Prescreen lines NOW AVAILABLE!!! Woo hoo!!"
"Order the cucumber and jalapeño margarita. Seriously!!!!"
"Claim the armrest early and tell everyone you have a peanut allergy - they will love you."
"If you kiss the owner and rub his belly, he may give you amazing cheese and a blow pop."