"I had a few beers and few laughs here. Lots of farts though. Still strong fart scent wafting throughout the building."
"Half price Vindaloo during happy hour. Insanely good."
"Super secret menu item...you have to hand the waiter a $100 bill and yell: "VINDALOOOOOOOOOO" and they'll bring you the vindaloo fondue platter, rated one of the best dishes in SF."
"Place smells like a dick. Beer skunked. "SHUT IT DOWN" - TAFFER"
"Watch out for this random guy Curt that hangs out there, local towny."