Chris G

"Ok, if you don't come here for brunch, you are an idiot who needs to move to one of the big square states in the middle and spend life making quilts for fat ladies with helmet hairdos."

"Absolutely the best burger on the planet. I'm serious."

"Charles is an outstanding server!"

"I had my first heart attack here and they knew just what to do! I think someone blew me while I was out, so bonus!"