"Fly first class. It's WAY better."
"Foursquare now has 2 apps. One for tips and one for checkins. This makes a lot of sense...."
"You can take a plane to get out of here."
"You can park here free M-F 4pm-7pm but you have to stay in your car."
"Challenge gravity by jumping on a swing!"
"Newspapers can use their software to make money on the internets."