"This is their fried noodles. Only problem is that it's spaghetti. Do yourself a favor and don't set your foot in this restaurant."
"An okay pub, but definitely not Irish."
"We sat on the half empty terrace for 15 minutes watching the waitress ignore us while serving other customers. We didn't even get the menus, so we left. Does XS stand for EXCESS waiting time?"
"Good food. The desserts (chocolate fondant and creme brulee) are especially worth mentioning."