"Get you brows done at the benefit brow bar. Amazing brow wax and you leave looking fresh and pretty not red and skanky!"
"The massage I got was overpriced for what i got. It was enjoyable, however compared to other spas, I was not asked for focal areas prior to massage nor was I asked about pressure preference."
"Play some darts, drink a PBR, hug on Minnie and Sadie then lounge on one of our famous ugly couches !"
"There's always homemade pickles in the fridge. Get some. Beware of killer German Shepard."
"$2 bloodys, mimosas, and screwdrivers on Sundays!"