"Best ramen noodles around. But there's no assigned seating so prepare for the hunger games when you're trying to find a table."
"Parking is a bitch here. There's a tiny parking lot which is always full. Park on the side streets."
"This parlor is closed forever! :("
"Hottest girls on the block"
"Really inexpensive, high quality massage. Pay with cash, they have an extra charge for cards"
"The server Ryan is REALLY creepy. He kept staring at me and my boyfriend during our dinner. And he was really slow too. Probably because he was so busy watching us. Avoid him if you can"