"Keep an eye on the specials. Some lovely surprises can be found."
"Bouncers nicked a bottle of Pepsi. I can understand booze but wtf?"
"Very tasty food somewhat ruined by extremely pushy staff who try to upsell you at every opportunity. The price point is also very high."
"If you want a decent coffee. Go out the door and walk round the corner to Caffexpresso."
"Gents toilets are a bit of a horror story..."