"Try the hand crafted sodas. WOW!! Tried both the Black Cherry and Rootbeer. Both blew me away with how good they were."
"Golf carts for sale here."
"The employee's speak literally every language well - except English. Which is awesome - unless, of course, you want to order something. Words like "plain" and "extra" aren't in the vocabulary."
"Absolutely the WORST customer service I have ever experienced anywhere. Time and time again. Horrible."
"The monsters aren't really that bad.... Be warned - they do bite sometimes though."
"Ask for a little rice in the bottom of the hard tacos. It keeps them from getting soggy and falling apart."