"Two cheese dogs just cheese. Taste what heaven really tastes of!"
"Techie girls who shave their legs"
"Techies, beer and fire pits. Easy times and high living in the precipice of the death of the American Experiment"
"Crackheads aren't even funny here"
"Eat when drunk to sober up"
"Once a great burrito is now a Walmart burrito. Chips are still pretty good and the green salsa is perfect with the greasy chips."