"Don't count on the free wifi in the lounge. It has the propensity of molasses."
"The birthplace of hipster in Cape Town."
"The taxi stand is now located near platform 12. Take the elevator one level up."
"There is a knife under the grid floor outside the front door. Please keep taking pictures of it and adding them to the gallery."
"The very best place for a quality glass of wine. Bring a strong credit card and call to reserve a table. Very popular."
"The best lunchtime fare in Carouge. Good hearty meals. Great fireplace in winter. Huge selection of great wines by the glass too."