"If you try to pee by the tree outside at night... watch out for the flood light on the side of the building."
"there is a really cute puppy named Astro that lives here :)"
"10 % chance of piss on the seats, 30% chance of homeless guy asking for money, 60% chance of speeding by the bus stop. 100 % FREE!!!"
"Don't try the fish n chips... it looks like a large fried piece of tree bark and does not taste much better. Beer is great though!"
"Best combo = triple vent cappuccino and a warm butter croissant :)"
"There is a secret coffee nook in the basement open just in time for umuc classes ! Serving up seatels best!"