"They carry half pints of Remy!!!"
"Ah! The essence of perspiration....."
"Try the Filet Mignon. The only reason I give it two thumbs up is because I only have two hands!"
"THESE MF'S ARE SLOW AS SH*T!!!"
"Gotta navigate your shopping cart around the clothes on the floor......"
"Curly fries were cold when I ordered in early A.M. Came out of refridgerator."