"Spray tans are the best here... Never go anywhere else"
"Don Julio anejo an a pee pee beer are yummy and amazing"
"Heat seeker shrimp and bok Choy chicken are awesome! Best in town"
"Come grab a turkey bacon avocado sandwich is delicious with a seasonal side!!!! Yummy!"
"Unless u are talking about the night our water main broke, I know for a fact we have never turned business away at any time of the night!"
"go to ugly monkey and drink slushys and everything half priced on Tuesday!!!"