"The regular size shake is always too much for me. Did you know there is a junior size? It's there if you want half the shake size!"
"This company is run by scoundrels and crooks."
"Unless its an emergency, don't bring your pet here. This place is terrible. The most unprofessional animal clinic I have ever seen."
"Thursdays are 2 for 1 butterbeers!"
"Service and food quality are MUCH better during the day."