"tuna lovers paradise! let the skilled servers make off menu recommendations and prepare for hon-maguro heaven and beyond -- so fresh you'll think you're dining bobbing in the waves of the cold ocean."
"indulge in a myofascial massage and submerge yourself in the waterfall grotto. ease into the stone throne and let the warm streams envelope you into pure bliss--pruney baby fingers and toes be damned."
"grab one of the copious, chilled eucalyptus towels on the way to the steam room for ultimate, hard earned bliss out!!"
"have dinner at sportello, and put your name on the list!"
"white sangria -- one and (blissfully) done!!"
"criminally good zucchini fries"