"Tickets for comedian Lloyd Ravn's April 20, 2013 Riverview show (Funny, Daddy) are now available here for $12!"
"Monday night comedy with Russell Roy is a ton of fun."
"Be careful, there always seem to be loads of sick people here!"
"No matter how many people tell you that skiing is Some Easy you still might fall on your Fanny. But don't give up because that's the Lazy Way out."
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