"If you like beets the Washington State is great! Don't like beets? Trade them out for cranberries instead. Very tasty!"
"Big portions! If they tell you the apple strudel just came out of the oven and you don't order it than you are doing it WRONG."
"Be prepared to wait. A while. We've had our drink orders lost twice. It's been 30 minutes since we had a drink. Not worth it. Go somewhere else."
"Great service. The aloe and mint pedicure is lovely."
"Breakfast Tequila. Enough said."
"Never turn down a pudding shot. Try and catch an elusive cat! Light a match when you're done."