"Free WiFi? If it doesn't actually work can you really call it "free"?"
"Would be much better if they didn't allow dogs. They don't belong in hotelsm"
"Emergency use only, except if you are in a hurry as you might as well die while you wait for service. Most inattentive waitresses ever which I guess is on par with most airport pubs."
"There are some really quiet cubes past the restrooms on the conference room floor."
"Pide Albariño, no Verdejo si te gusta el blanco."
"Free WiFi in the Lobby! WiFi gratis en el hall!"