"All the beers were delicious. I have mixed feelings about the jalapeño beer, but new things scare me and I feel I would have liked it eventually. Also the Cuban pork quesadilla was tasty."
"Be born by the people here! They'll take care of you in one form or another forever! Silly parents, always loving you! Amiright?!"
"Try the Rueben On A Roll"
"Try the Green Tea Frappuccino - I always go large for my free drinks."
"Try the Ube And Avocodo! - Delicious! Delicious! Delicious!!"
"You'll be so much happier with your life NOT working here. I am."