"constantly changing inventory - you can find something new here every day!"
"Everything here is delicious!"
"Talk to Jenna. She's super rad!"
"If you come to a show here, don't put holes in the walls."
"If they have any caramel apple rolls available, get one!"
"JK's Scrumpy Hard Cider tastes like cinnamon applesauce...pretty f'n decent!"