"The cured & matured platter is absolute valuebfor money. Try it!"
"Pasta is to die for. Pizzas also great!"
"Koegies loves Jaegermeister after sunset!"
"Guys, your food and venue is good, but that is where it stops! Your service is so slow, sometimes it is going backwards. You really need to do something about speeding this up...!!"
"Be adventurous, try the spicy ones and bomb your tastebuds with a jacked-up wasabi parcel!"