"Everything is good here!! :-)"
"They have great toilet paper here! LOL"
"Extra toilet paper is under the sink."
"Make sure to have a cup of water by your bedside in case of thirst in the middle of the night. Best to also keep air freshener in case someone else lays a big one in their sleep."
"Better to pack a meal or bring the BBQ while rehearsing here. Nothing is really within walking distance."
"Slightly pricey, but awesome food and drinks!"