Luke Hopewell

"Free Wi-Fi is slow but bearable..."

"You'll wait a while for food at the bistro, but it's worth the wait and the servings are massive."

"All phone coverage drops out about 50 meters north of the station. Make your calls when you pass the apartment blocks."

"Stop at level 47 to admire the awesome view."

"Incompetent and rude staff, forgot our order, manager offered no apology. Useless drain on the food service industry. Avoid like a swarm of bees."

"Johnnie Walker Black over ice."