"Beware of banana hammocks galore. Oh, come early too if you want a chair."
"Tables are dirtier here than on average!"
"A million times better than Taylor -- get the Cairo for a delicious Vegan option!"
"You will have to pay with something other than Amex! Grr"
"The nachos are too sweet, would not recommend. Great beer selection though and fair beer prices."
"Big veggie salad is fresh and delicious. Get the ranch!"