Ben Hudson

"If they forget your pizza for a while they’ll take it off your bill and everything"

"If dives are your thing be prepared to be charmed. If cheeseburgers are, go do the double. Single doesn’t have enough meat to handle all the fresh toppings."

"Don’t call that piccolo a cortado!"

"Leave room for photos of your college friends AND for the Methodists at the table."

"Try and escape Sportsman’s Club without overpaying for something and then do it anyway with a Vanilla Oaty. Love it and love yourself."

"Relax! The t-shirt says. Who am I to argue?"