"Literally speaking, it's where the magic happens."
"We pre-gamed here one night. Good apps, and very good martinis."
"Very impressive cocktail list."
"Bartenders were on point. Crowd seems to skew slightly older. Low-key and we developed an addiction to drunken darts. No one got hurt, don't worry."
"Not a gay bar, per se. But everyone said we had to check it out. Funky cool decor, with VEDDY strong drinks, and cute boys in sleeveless flannel. Recommended fun. Scary neighborhood, though."
"Any joint named after our favorite Solid Gold dancer is tops with us. Fuck, we're showing our age with that reference. Good drag shows, gross bathroom, and beware of bachelorettes."