"Order a medium and they'll fill up a large cup for you with the extras!"
"Do not come here unless you want a Forest Gump buzz cut. Stylist ignored my request cut with scissors and just started buzzing. Worst haircut ever!"
"Pizza is great! Booths are cramped, get a table"
"Do NOT eat here if you're in a hurry. S-L-O-W"
"Portion sizes are extremely small, but extremely delicious. Don't come overly hungry."