"The cocktails are so tiny for $8 :/"
"Hell is a place on earth."
"I think the fried rice is made with dirty socks and the orange chicken is made with heroin..."
"Come early to get the $5 wake up special. Large coffee and a big ass scone. Perfect breakfast before jumping on the blue line."
"So we roll up, party of 3: 16" pizza, 16" cheesy bread and 5 nice beers. 25 bucks. What? Best deal. Also, the food is amazing. Go here."