"They've updated their wifi password to: rocketship."
"Don't panic. The hot sauce lady isn't gone. Her booth is outside now."
"Give me hot wings, or give me death!"
"They switch from "Panda Express" to just "Panda" during lunch hours."
"This place is great if you like Hepatitis with your beer! Tip your bartender."
"This place is great if you like stuff on your bread!"