"Wow! That fountain is nice but loud!"
"If you really love ice cream, get the large. If you don't want to overload, get the petite. That size looks and feels like a large! Big Bang for your buck!"
"Good news: they have a bathroom. Bad news: it's only one bathroom."
"Rule of thumb: don't expect any chocolate cookies left after 8pm. Only Oatmeal Raisin left, if that. That goes for any Starbucks. Speaking from many years of personal experience."
"Cheaper overnight rate than the hotel."
"24 hour fitness room. When you ate too much good food the night before..."