"Beware of barking black dog. Its named bear for a reason!"
"Just opened after Christmas. Large, nice layout. Friendly staff and lots of them to help."
"Don't listen to the Feb 1st tip. This is the new location."
"Lasagna is good, but ask for mqat marinera"
"Look for the hidden door in the sweatshop...you'll find the "workers""
"Dogs like to pee on rafts outta water...beware!"