"Great prices on deli meat. Half the price of Jewel!"
"The long line moves moderately fast, but It's worth it!"
"This bus is rarely on time. And don't trust the tracker."
"Enjoy the family hospitality!"
"Awesome chips. So unhealthy. So damn good!"
"Stay out of the ball pit. Filthy! I jumped in with my son - and jumped out with a couple old band-aids clinging on for a ride!"