"Pet friendly! Great little place to stay. Especially quiet if you're visiting Philly over the summer."
"Don't fuck with me, I know Kung Fu."
"Get Splenda instead of sugar; just as tasty, but even healthier!"
"Call in your order 10 minutes before you arrive to avoid lines and long waits."
"Try the hummos, it's the best in town!"
"Whatever you're working on, add some rainbows!"