"Tuesday shows are $7.50"
"Clean up after your dog! This is a great dog park!"
"Bring your swim suit if you like to swim laps!"
"Buy kids clothes here. You don't expect them to last forever anyway. Better than spending top dollar at the Gap."
"Get a couple rippers with relish and a birch beer -- and you will be in heaven."
"Very friendly waitress, delicious sushi. The yummy yummy roll is yummy yummy."