"Free WiFi password is 'iloveqft'"
"Cracking service with accommodating staff. All the food is great but I'm especially partial to the fillet steak."
"Come here for the best Belfast's underground has to offer... No dress code, no musical remit..."
"Keep an eye out for the little bags of gummies they leave on your pillow... Lovely touch!"
"Don't leave tips. Andy hates it."