"Food is meh, bathrooms are very dirty. Don't expect too much from here. Looking for better Chinese food? Try China Wok on Sheridan road, much better."
"Don't buy the PB&J. Ever."
"Wincherster True Value has an assortment of pipes, tubes, valves, and funnels for all your Thursday night constructive needs. (Go 91.7 The Edge!)"