"Excellent whiskey selection, fun crowd, great service. You'll be happy here."
"Unbelievably slow service. If you have remotely time-sensitive plans, go elsewhere."
"Make sure Mike does his special shake."
"The old-school/Trader Vic/Beachcomber mai tai is off-menu, but it's the best one on Waikiki."
"Drink Kona beer underwater, but shower with care afterwards."
"Get food, souvenirs, whatever before you enter Terminal D. There's pretty much nothing past security."